relationship advice

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house , never had to cook, had sex with whomever she pleased....did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, travelled more, had many boyfriends, saved more money, had all the hot water to herself, never had pubic hairs under the toilet seat lid, watched girlie movies, never had football on, never wore fricken lacey lingerie that went up your ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked good in sweat pants and shirt, and burped, swore, & farted all the time. THE END

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"remember karen just because he buys you ramen noodles that aren't instant, doesnt mean you owe him/her anything. unless it's @ a restaurant, and the him/her in question is a server hehe...then you owe moneys. none of that dine and dash." - Hanah Amin

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Five tips for a woman...
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.